This is a list of one liner emails from Adam. Before you read them, you should probably know the following terms:
Gooey=good
purpo=purple
e-ohs=ears
mewlers=cats

ARE THEY expensoove now?

I'm free this weekend.

did you get my diary yet?

I love my new Haircut!!!

I took Laz aftah loonch

a foox about the bayoes.

How's my beautiful Glory?

Too bad about Bono's dad.

What the hell is this?

iT'S GONNA LOOK GOOEY

how was the purpo line?

cool - sounds gooey...

Jacskon, MI right now!!!

Do you want to do this?

12929 orders entered... shit.

Thought you might think they're funny.

You have purty e-ohs.

Did you get & like the diarrhea entry?

seriously - I should go for a grant...

scary? bad scary? What you mean honey?

Please don't hang up on me like that.

Can we pick up teh pix soon?

thanks for the Frank mail...

Was it a Huey Duey & Louie?

No, the elctron-thingies.

Howd thuh confrince cawl go?

It's Oslo's rotten cousin...

wANT ME TO take care o'it?

No Tomb Raider!? Okay fine!

Oh!!! It's Honolou! Let's go!

iS Urban Twang aka Urban Dijn?

Yeah!!!!!! whatch to goan do?

No, I just looked n the miroe!

I ... must bite my tongue again.

So many mewlers, so little time.

yes it do...Morning my honey!

fine wif me... want to eat out?

just so you can see how cool I am

Rockford Memorial... no news yet...

wHAA'A'? wHO'S lLOYD dOBBLER!?!?!?!

Damn it. Can you go to a drug store?

didna' you gi'it? Oslo Stuff it was.

Gaads? Gollee? Wha'a'aa'? Good Night!